Hell just froze over and
Duke Nukem Forever has been released. And of course, I bought my copy and tried it out already. In the german version, Duke talks with the voice of Bruce Willis, which is funny, but completely destroys the atmosphere. Luckily, you can change the game back to English in the settings menu in steam. It would be so great if all games would support this. German translations are in many cases really bad and annoying.
Anyway, I played a few minutes through DNF already, and yay: It's the game I've been waiting for 15 years now. The game is not great, and from a technical point of view, it even sucks. It's slow as hell while drawing 3D models which look as if they were animated and modeled by beginner 3D artists, but anyway: it's Duke Nukem! The game has lots of fun parts and ideas and Duke talks exactly the senseless stuff I was hoping for. Nice. :)